Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize