who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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