These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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