Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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