Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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