ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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