school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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