woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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