People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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