we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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