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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
