quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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