I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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