i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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