he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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