Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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