Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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