im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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