I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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