also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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