im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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