VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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