it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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