After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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