This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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