a search helicopter?!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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