we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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