if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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