the day after is always just damage control
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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