Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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