I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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