I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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