no. you can't hotbox the world.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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