I feel great
I just peed on a car
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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