"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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