What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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