69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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