"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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