I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
