barbara walters just said penis...
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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