So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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