You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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