someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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