actually, I'm a sock model
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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