I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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