How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i out mim tonsoeep
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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