This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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