I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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