Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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