Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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