I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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